Dear friends,
I am happy to introduce you to our new staff member. Due to the lack of consistency and efficiency in my former secretary's work, the company opened up a new Data Entry position and after a quick training, baby sister fullfilled all requirements and got the job. She has already shown a great deal of commitment to this blog, which has resulted in us posting more often.
Please join us in welcoming her to our professional staff.
Sincerely,
Coco, Author and Creative Director
To open this baby snack container, please contact us A.S.A.P.
Sincerely,
Coco and baby sister
My Doggy Door Adventures!
Yes, we will be moving to a new home. The house is under renovation right now just because I refuse to walk through that dirty doggy door, eat in the pink tiled dining room, nap on the smelly green carpet... the list is long.
- Class in Progress -
Today we will cover a few chapters:
1. Student will learn how to write a formal letter. Exercise will take place on different subjects and different types of paper.
2. Student will learn how to properly clean and groom themselves.
3. Student will learn how to mantain a healthy lifestyle. Fitness lesson will take place at the park.
4. Student will learn etiquette at meal time. Practice in a formal and informal setting.
Please refer to attached pictures for further reference.
Grading will take place upon completion of this class.
Thank you.
The Professor
School of Charm for Ladies and Gentlepugs
We play together. We have fun. But now and then, I have to be responsible and let mother know what is going on. Trying to not hurt my sister's feelings, I sniff and then signal: "soiled diaper".
Who would've guessed that mother would benefit of my poop-related habilities?
Sorry friends :o(
I have to teach too many new things to my sister. She already learned to pull the toilet paper roll for me, to drop food on the floor for me and this past weekend she learned to climb up the stairs by following me. I can proudly say that I am her mentor.
