Mom swears she'll lose weight if she walks every morning. Never mind that she has bread with butter for breakfast, that she orders peruvian food for lunch - which used to be enough for two or three meals but she now eats almost all of it - and that on most days she can't resist ordering also peruvian dessert with it.
Then, to make things worst, some mornings she comes back with an empty cup (one of those that have a green lady with wild hair and a star in the back) and a muffin or a bagel with cream cheese in the stroller. Even if she denies it, I can smell it.
We should switch diets, mom. How about some kibble with raw carrots for breakfast and dinner and 4 raw green beans for a snack, mother? What's that? Oh, sorry, we don't serve lunch.
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I always said if someone would put all the food out of Moms reach and dole out 1/4 cup twice a day, she'd have the body of a supermodel!
I really can't think straight right now because all of this food talk has me hungry!
Love,
Payton
Oh Coco
You have great ideas, if only they would come true
love
tweedles
My Mom gave up all pretenses of a diet and says she is just going to embrace her outer fatness but only see her inner thinness when she looks in the mirror. The woman has issues, I tell you!
I have no idea how Mom prefer her lousy food over my yummy raw meatables..
B
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