Bed bug

Hola amigos!

As all of you know, I am an indoors pup. I smell delicious, I am well behaved, and mommy finally was able to potty train me, by asking me to stand by the door when I needed to do pee pee or poo poo. I am no dumb. I am the most perfect dog. Except, I chew on floor boards and blinds, and toys and furniture. Still, I am so perfect, I am the very first dog that daddy has ever allowed in bed.

The problem now, is that mommy can't even imagine what she will do with me if the humans ever go out of town to visit relatives. She used to board Angel Coco at the vet, because he was sick and could need care. He was used to them, for years, and he liked to sleep by himself. I, on the other hand, snuggle with mommy and sister all night long. 

What to do? What to do?