Bones

I am an old gentlepug.
I have arthritis.
I've been at a chiropractor practice once.
You'd think it was to help my pain.
But I only went because it was a pet friendly place.

Like siblings

Hello friends!
I hope you are all doing great. We've been busy playing, dancing and chewing bones. It makes mom happy to see how great Coquita and I get along. She says we're pretty much alike, except for one little thing: our appetite. The amount of food my sister is willing to eat is inversely proportional to the amount of food I'd like to eat.
Mom is frustrated but I do find that one difference between us to be convenient (for me). More food on the kid's plate, please!

And... it happened.

Mom finally erased all pictures from her phone, after downloading them on the computer. Her phone was crashing due to lack of memory so he had no choice. Now we are being forced to either blog from the computer when/if she has a chance or go on new adventures to take new pictures and blog about them. I vote for new pictures! Let's go!

The Choo Choo Train

Choo! Choo! Here we come!
Where do we go?
To the vet I was told!
I got ready, I got excited.
As usual, I wouldn't leave my mom's side.
Can't risk her forgetting me at all!

Choo! Choo! I was asked to disembark.
Why should I?
Change of plans?
It's the fever and the swollen eyes,
after so many days she didn't get better.
You're only going for a regular visit after all.

Choo! Choo! There they go.
Where do they go?
To the ped I was told!
I got worried, I got sad.
For it was her first day of school,
and she was going to miss that!

Happy Easter Friends!

Relax, mother.

My mother wishes she could have stayed home today. She'd love to have me by her side, and season her food with fresh sneeze.
She went to work instead. Have I ever mentioned how much her work is driving her crazy? How stressed out she is?

Mother, I didn't get to sneeze on your lunch today, but here's my suggestion for you: Practice yoga. And eat more often.
I love you <3.

Our Band

Hello friends!
Browsing through old pictures, I realized I never told you about that time, back then, when my sister and I started a band. Sadly, we couldn't agree on anything - not even a name for the band, except that she was going to play the keyboard and I was going to be the lead barker. I owe you a video of our one and only performance.

Spring is here!

My procrastinating mother

My crafty mother signed up to participate in a valentine's day exchange fifteen days prior to that date.
After weekdays and weekends of brainstorming she finally came up with an idea, for an 18 month old boy.
The project involved pieces of fabric, needles, scissors and thread. After hiding from us to work by herself, she noticed other moms chose projects to include the kids instead.
The deadline arrived, and five weeks later she's not done. Among other reasons, this is why she hasn't helped me blog for a while. But she'll finish one of these days, and that kid will know who I really am. Or how I really smell, actually.

Promises, promises

Mom's phone was about to collapse with tons and tons of pictures and no storage space, so she promised to help me post every day to use the wonderful pictures of yours truly, before they get transferred to the computer to never be seen again. (Unless someone teaches mother how to organize pictures in a Mac.)
Anyway, weeks passed and we barely post, and mom's phone seem to have forgotten that there's no space. At least it stopped reminding her, and she's even been able to take more pictures!
So with more pictures in paw, I'm training a new secretary. First lessons will include how to talk fluently, followed by reading and writing. Hopefully she'll also learn how to type. But for now all she does is stare at the computer monitor.
I'm about to scream: "you're fired!!!"