Hi buddies,
In less than a month it's my birthday. I had plans, great plans.
I had planned to move out to my very own pugpartment. I even started visiting some places close to my parents' home.
I had planned to bring my cute self to mom's office more often, as a stress-relief team member, and I agreed to be paid with total access to the fridge instead of a salary.
I also considered getting a second job in a colombian hot dog restaurant, where apparently dogs are allowed.
I thought I may visit my parents every weekend, when daddy brings breakfast in bed for mom, just to show them what a good son I am, that I care and I haven't forgotten them.
I had planned to move out right after my birthday in September, when I turn four and I was kind enough to let my parents know ahead of time.
"No way", they said.
"What do you mean?! Why?!"
"You are not big enough to be on your own"
"I will be 32 human-years old. Doesn't that sound like old enough?"
I had planned to move out right after my birthday in September, when I turn four and I was kind enough to let my parents know ahead of time.
"No way", they said.
"What do you mean?! Why?!"
"You are not big enough to be on your own"
"I will be 32 human-years old. Doesn't that sound like old enough?"
12 comments:
Oh Coco I can't imagine how disappointed you feel...are you still going to try with the plan anyways? I am almost 56yrs old and still have to live with my pawrents. Its sad they just can't let go.
By the way the fridge at works looked super empty, you need to get them to fill it up with foods you like!
Coco, I'm sure your own pugpartment would be nice, but I think your mom and dad would miss you too much!
We agree with Sequoia and Petunia...that fridge is LAAAAME! It needs some foodables!!!!
Good luck, dude!
Love,
Salinger
oh poor pug! sounded like a plan.
Well Coco, I think that it is better if you just stay at home with your Mom and Dad. They love you and want you with them!
Oh, dear, Coco. See the thing is puggies are never big enough to leave home. That's why our Mommy still calls us her "babies". It's got its perks though, you gotta admit.
Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
Don't even contemplate moving out...it would kill your parents.
And, just a reminder, you don't have thumbs, which makes opening bags and cans of dog food, quite difficult!
They said not big enough, not old enough. Now tell me, can you really reach the thermostat (you gotta regulate that temperature or you'll overheat or freeze for sure!); can you reach that pull chain on the ceiling fan? I know you'd be great on your own and your own pugpartment would be awesome, but there are some height considerations (yeah, I'm vertically challenged, too) and I'm sure your mom would miss you muchly!
Poor Coco, we were looking forward to partying in your pugpartment. I think your Mom & Dad would really miss you if you moved out though.
Hi Coco! I once thought about moving out but I changed my mind because I've got it too good here. Mom and Dad take care of everything and I don't have to do a thing. How perfect is that? Plus, Mom really couldn't live without me so I'm staying put.
I think you will be better off living with your parents because they love you very much.
Stubby xoxo
Oh, Coco, but think of how much your Mother would miss you!
Coco, Take the salary and stock that fridge.
No pugpartment!!! No party!!! What are we going to do???? Don't sweat it Coco. THe momma told me I couldn't go to an unchaperoned pug party anyway!!! We'll just have a party at your parents when they go out of town =)
Get them to fill that fridge!!!
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