Preliminary Report

Dear Mr. Coco:
As per your request, I have been investigating your parents for the past few months, trying to find an answer to your greatly important concern: Everytime you take a few days off in your vet's retreat & spa, your parents disappear from the city and then they come back rejuvenated and happy. Why, if they are supposed to suffer for not being with you?
Please note, Mr. Coco, that this is a preliminary report: all the pictures were taken with hidden cameras; therefore the quality is not the best.

September 4th, 2009:
Your mother dropped you off at the Vet's retreat & spa. I can conclude by looking at this picture, that you really needed to spend some time on your own. Parents are exhausting.



September 5th, 2009:
After feeding your siblings and lecturing them about how to care for the house for the weekend, your parents left home.



A couple of hours later, I noted a very strange behaviour in your mother. I had to come closer, risking the secrecy of this mission, only to find this:



This (see picture above) went on the same airplane as your parents did. Your mother kept an eye on it all the time but I can't conclude anything further since once they arrived to their destination, the thing (see picture above) and your parents went separate ways.




I lost track of your parents for the day, but I found them later walking around a nearby city.



I found them with a bunch of people, some adults and some kids. There was also a very old lady and a baby. I thought they were all going away on a train, but they didn't.



They walked and walked, apparently without purpose, making my investigation a very hard task.


Then, something extremely suspicious happened. Your mother, again, wouldn't keep an eye out of them. Your dad joined her. They even pet them, but your mother didn't kiss or hug them as she did with the creature found in the airport.

Fortunately, they left your parents to follow a frisbee. The group continued walking, apparently with no purpose.

When they went deeper into the forest, I was about to stop, turn around and call you, Mr. Coco, to resign. Forests are very dangerous.

But, faithful to my profession, I went on. I apologize for the blurry images, I couldn't stop shaking. I am telling you, forests are dangerous.

I followed them all the way through and out of the forest, where, to my surprise, I found what could be a key to solve my investigation: There was a beautiful house by the lake and I think your parents may be planning to move there.

Please consider asking your parents for more information, as I couldn't follow them any further, since I had to go potty.

Sincerely,

Detective Pug Mc. Pug

Private Investigator