A step by step guide for pugs:
1. Find yourself a human. The littlest, the better.
2. Stay close to your human at key hours: breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks.
3. Be aware of the menu. Snacks like cheerios are particularly easy to catch.
4. Do not pay any interest to comments such as: "how weird... the baby needs vitamines to supplement her diet. She seemed to be eating so well..."
5. Do not restrain yourself in any way: eat as much as you can. On your next vet visit you may be told that you are on a diet; thence, no more snacks for your little human.
6. Bon Apetit!
7 comments:
Oh, so that's what those little people are for! Thanks, Coco!
Love,
Payton
Oh, Coco, we don't have any little people around here. Do you think we could borrow that cute one you have for a day or two?
I think you've done a fine job of training your human, Coco!
heee heee Coco thanks for the tips.
Yes...we had our human print out a copy of your instructions. Now how do we get mom to hurry up and have a two-legger?
Kitty+Coco
That's right, bud! Fergit dragons; train HUMANS!
I got my dad perty well trained at sharin'.
Nice job, Coco!
Now are really cool additional perk to this is that soon, that little human will have other little human FRIENDS that will come over to play and drop snacks all over the place for you too!
When my brother's friends come over....I just know it's going to be yummytime because they all eat like HORSES!
Love,
S-Dog
Pee S. Your baby sister is SO CUTE and getting so big!
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