I need some advice. I will go on a date on saturday with a secret crush (well, some of you may know who she is...) and I am really nervous. I tried calling my friend Jaxson, but he was taking his afternoon nap.
I met new friends last saturday and I asked their phone numbers.
I met a cute girl, too, but she didn't impress me that much. You need to gain some weight, girl!
One of my friends suggested to get my teeth washed before I pick up my date.
Another suggested to wear faux fur to impress my date.
My other friend didn't answer, I think he might be mute or something...
I will appreciate any advice on romantic stuff. Thank you friends!
My other friend didn't answer, I think he might be mute or something...
I will appreciate any advice on romantic stuff. Thank you friends!
8 comments:
Coco,
Just be your handsome self and bring a bone to share!!
Yea I agree! I am sure you will knock her socks off without even trying! A little rawhide goes a long way!
Coco!!
You are so wonderful! Don't worry about being anything but yourSELF! She (ME!) will LOVE you the way you are! :) :)
One word: T-R-E-A-T-S!
Save up lots of smelly farts for her. Lady pugs love "l'essence de pug'
Also, tell your mommy that OF COURSE she can send me more recipes!! I'll take as many as she wants to share - I'll probably just space them out between other people's entries, but I will definitely feature them.
Thanks for the feedback on the site update!
Coco, be yourself, be honest and polite and treat her well. You can't go wrong with that. Although, being clean wouldn't hurt.
:)
Roxy
Coco, you came to the right pug. This here is Howie. You should listen carefully to Aunty Rachel. She is always right about this stuff. Farting is the key to a successful dating experience. It shows that you are comfortable around the puggy gal, and not afraid to show yer true self. Womenpugs like fur us guys to be in touch with our inner pug. So I highly recommend fartin alot on the first date.
your pal,
Pee
You just be yourself but be sures to tell her she smells good.
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