Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Meet The Neighbor

Me: "Who's there?"
"..."
Me, again: "Have you seen our new neighbor?"
Mom, running away in panic as if she's seen the devil: "AHHHHHH!!!"
Dad: "Yum!"
Mom, still running away in panic: "Yuck!!!"
New neighbor, cordially offering to shake mom's hand: "Nice to meet you lady. I recently moved from Jupiter".


Me: "Oh, that sounds familiar. I am from Poopiter".


16 comments:

Dutch the Pug said...

Ohh CoCo be careful! He looks like he gives pinches!!! Beaches are so much fun! The one I go to is a beach just for dogs on Davis Island in Tampa! You should try the beaches here they are very nice!

Mia said...

Your new neighbor looks very interesting. New neighbors can be fun. But be careful, if he gets mad, the pincher looks dangerous!!

Lilo

PeeeSeee: Has your momma come out of hiding yet =)

Harry Pugalicious said...

WTH???

Salinger The Pug said...

Was dad melting butter on the stove while these pics were being taken???

Dude...I don't think I'd like that guy for my neighbor...be careful!

Love,
S-Dog

dw said...

Oh my goodness! It moves! It has pinchers! Is it wrong to say boil the water? :p I do like the pirate welcome mat!

Libby's Library said...

Oh Coco - you and your mom and dad need to move - right now! That thing is SCARY!!!! If that thing lived next door to me, I'd still be screaming. Yuck

Oakley and Swisher said...

Uh oh we hope you don't get any ouchies from that new neighbor.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

agent99 said...

Dude, where do you live? Because, seriously we are NEVER going there. That guy might be little, but he looks dangerous. Hope mom's Ok now.

Rosie said...

Yikes - your neighbor looks like he needs some cheering up to stop being such a crab BOL.

Nevis said...

WOW! Do crabs frequently walk around randomly in florida??!!

Kelly said...

Coco! That is scary! I don't want you to get close to him, ok?! He doesn't look friendly!

Mr. Puggle® said...

poopiter! hahahhaha

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Your so nice to your neighbor..we wounldn't have been so nice and poopiter BOL!!!

Sunny said...

Wow, creepy. I mean it's really pretty but to have it right out your door, eck. Kind of like an extra scary spider! Watch your nose!

Hank said...

Poopiter! Ha ha ha, Coco, buddy! That's a goodun.

PS Is that whut yer mom called a "blue crap" on Facebook? :)

Brill said...

Aaagh , a Giant Enemy Crab!!!
Don't worry, all you have to do is hit its weak spot for massive damage

(I'm being a big nerd- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Enemy_Crab

for explanation) :P