Tuesday, June 16, 2009

On Strike

Strong measures had to be taken because of the constant abusive measurement of the food I am going to ingest. I was even forbidden to eat but a tiny piece of carrot per day. I had to take action: I got constipated.
I have decided to avoid my appearance on pictures, or show my "other side" if the picture is unavoidable. All this actions are intended to eliminate this diet I am on. To make things worst, I have a vet appointment tomorrow. I will be put in the scale. The vet and the vet tech will have trouble holding me to administer the shot and trim my nails - I can foresee that, since she will probably say that I am too fat and she won't give me any cookies. One cookie for the shot and three for the nail trim, as usual. No negotiations will be allowed.
Thanks

7 comments:

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Coco
the vet? yuck. I have to go Friday too. Lets escape together!

Well, if you can't escape, demand some more treats. that is what I plan to do!
tell the vet to get on the scales!
love
tweedles

Hank said...

Coco, buddy...I feel yer pain. Mom's got me on that dang greenbean diet again.

Libby's Library said...

Oh man - poor Coco! How about if I send you some T*R*E*A*T*S? I'll but them in a box wrapped in brown paper marked "Personal and Confidential", so that no one else will open it. As soon as it arrives, drag it under the bed, where no one else can reach it!!!

Kelly said...

Oh Coco! I fully support your protest! If that vet tells you that you're too fat, you tell him he can call me! I will have some words for him!! You're perfect.

Nevis said...

I wish you TONS of luck at the Vet appointment. And I'm sorry about your diet!!! I'm on one now, too. You can be on Weight Watchers with me!

Rosie said...

Good luck Coco
Loves from pugs,
Rosie Marie

Mia said...

You tell them Coco!!! No pug should ever be denied treats, no matter the size!!!! Lucky, my mommy didn't cut my treats when my girlish figure got a little out of hand. She just made adjustments in places I wouldn't notice. I didn't mind her cutting back on my kibble, because what was left she topped off with green beans. I love my green beans!!!! Hope the vet appointment goes well. If they call you fat, you let us know. We'll set them straight.